Diary of a Fat Man

I've been trying to kill this blog for two years w...

7/12/2006 Where's My Money? Laurie and I are...

"Dear god, give me the strength of a priest--but n...

4/19/2006 Nyquil Munchies I took the weekend off...

I had planned posting something, but got lost in t...

Greetings from the deadest border town EVER.  I'm...

As you can tell, my high falutin' plans of the pos...

Holy crap, I'm tired.   I thought I'd have more ti...

This is my last day in my "old" office.  I've bee...

This fucking holiday has snuck up on us this year....

Word up. How was everyone's Thanksgiving?  Mine...

I've got twelve minutes to kill, so why not use th...

Time sure flies when you're a miserable SOB, does...

Yup...ain't you lucky, bitches?   1) Let's get the...

Holy crap, this just made my day.      

I promise I will post something soon.   Well, kind...

This is fucking great:     

One of life's more amusing food items I found in K...

Best night on TV this year!  Not only did Dustin s...

My new doctor fucked me over and switched me from...

Last night's episode of Big Brother was by far the...

Hmmm, I guess one more thing I'll scratch from my...

Eric is the backdoor nominee, but I think Dick & D...

Why is my life so difficult?  Why can't I control...

Laurie is pissed that Nick evicted last night.  I...

I've got to stop watching gay-ass shows.  I can't...

With about 1500 other crazy fuckers at Barnes & No...

FADE IN:   INT. IMMENSE ROOM WITH WAVES OF FOG COV...

Stupid houseguests...they voted out the hottie!...

This is pretty funny.  Here's a quick excerpt:...

Words can't express how much I truly love The Smok...

Week one rambles on.  So far, I've haven't really...

WTF is up with Danielle?  Did Tommy Lee molest her...

Yippee!   Big Brother is finally drawing me out of...

Is it wrong that I REALLY REALLY want to order thi...

I was reading some of the stuff that I wrote here...

You miss me, bitches?   I was in Florida for a wee...

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1) I wish to smash and destroy every fucking Tivo...

Although I now say that I'm not quitting, my lack...

This is from my Google splash page:   Who knew th...

I guess I'm a bad quitter.

My Dad died Saturday evening.  I didn't think that...

1) The new punk rock channel on Sirius Satellite r...

1) When did J-Lo become an authority on singing?...

I don't feel like working right now.  I'm in a fun...

On Tuesday, April 3 2007, a production assistant...

I know that I've said this before, but THIS is tru...

This is the funniest shit ever!    Dell Tech Sup...

Looks like we have a new leader in the weirdest se...

1) AI.  Oh.  My.  God.  I was so happy that Sanjay...

...or, An open letter to my wife on her 35th birt...

I had to watch a condensed (e.g. fast forward) ver...

If you thought the last one was good, take a gande...

WTF?????  How the hell did they come up with THAT...

This is what happens when you're in a stupid kind...

OK.  So check this out.  Now that the "merge" has...

In addition to all the free porn and TV shows from...

A quick bit of errata to my last post:  Destroying...

Jumping Jewish Jesus it's been a whacked out week....

Today has been an unusual day.  The winds have bee...

I would be uber happy if I could get rid of this f...

Ropy is such a gross word.  What makes it even gro...

I don't really have anything to add today except f...

Hiya fucknuts.   Guess who's back?  Back again.  F...

Since I'm still so "busy", this is something to k...

Quick update:::last night was the first night bac...

The water hose that goes to my washing machine bus...

If you want to kill an hour laughing, read this....

Last night, Laurie got a call from one of her frie...

I'm pulling a total Matrix-time-thingee on you and...

I just keep teasing y'all about a good post.  I'll...

Merry Christmas...   My christmas gift to you is i...

My self-imposed picture prohibition was cracked ye...

Heather and Jen say that it's taking forever to lo...

Ehem, I don't think I'm going to put out tonight,...

I've been trying to update all day, but this time...

I saw this on Neil Gaiman's blog.  Not only is the...

Those of you that are long term readers may rememb...

I don't know why, but this just made me laugh when...

I forgot to weigh yesterday, but I'm definitely no...

Okey dokey...this is post one of some unknown numb...

My title is too frickin true right now.  "Rosemary...

I've attempted to write something about half a doz...

I stole this from FC, who in turn stole this from...

This entry is going to be like how I make sweet, s...

Thanks to everyone for the kind words, thoughts, a...

Thanks for the birthday salutations.  I'll be even...

Yesterday we did the whole birthday celebration th...

Have I said how much I love The Smoking Gun? I do....

I've been a Republican since the first year I made...

The reason I bought my camera early is that I won...

Last night was Chloe's birthday party (even though...

The narrative on this will be somewhat brief, sinc...

If you enjoy this blog, then you have a twisted se...

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I will try to give you a better post tomorrow.   1...

I'm steadily going along with the bathroom stuff....

Meet the new day, same as the old day.  Cuckoocach...

1) I swear to God I'm not intentionally being a di...

Saturday, I spent the entire day cleaning the hous...

Leave it to Heather to come up with some way to br...

Man, my mom only gave me Jack Daniels when I got g...

What it be you infinitely patient bastards, you....

Random things from today (or actually yesterday si...

Is it possible to catch ADD?  If so, I must have c...

Hey, I just check my stats and someone actually re...

Yes, my dearest Heather, I AM too hooked to blog t...

I don't do games.  I'm not like a lot of computer-...

Have I said how much I LOVE working for the Man?...

Yay!   I'm going to put my two cents in about the...

I'm still living.  Just super busy over the past f...

Somewhere, Richard Dean Anderson is getting hard a...

"The vote involved just 424 astronomers who remai...

This amuses me on several levels.  I first saw it...

My fondness of personalizing products is great; my...

I'm sitting here buzzing like a fucking fiend.  I...

One of the things that I enjoy about being a geek...

The picture below is of a hornet's nest that has c...

This is a pretty cool idea, however they need to f...

Who's the fat chick that ate Britney Spears?  

Anyone remember Billy Campbell from Once and Again...

Now the show's getting to a point where I can post...

Have y'all heard about this stuff?  Jesus Christ,...

Here's a quick BB7 update.  I planned on a more d...

Tonight the Teen Miss USA Pageant was on.....   Is...

I don't talk about my job here because I want to k...

I'll go ahead and get this out of the way first, a...

It's finally here!  Chloe's first day of school....

I couldn't post; couldn't leave comments.  WTF is...

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The title has ** because I don't know how many ra...

Spammers these days are using programs that genera...

Bwahahahaha....       An iPod powered vibrator th...

Jesus, what a clusterfuck this conversion to Space...

Headache=Yes. After taking my Elavil last night,...

We're now on Day 11 of the Headache from Hell (tm...

My home PC finally died.  I built it over five yea...

I've had a headache for six days now and nothing I...

I'm thinking this entry may be a bit scattered......

This thing is so cool...I need one of these....

What some of you poor bastards who have only been...

Johnson Space Center (herefore known as JSC) was q...

I gave y'all fools a brief rundown of the drive u...

Spaces drives me frickin' crazy.  Why are things o...

Crappy short post today...   Tomorrow we're off fo...

Clearly, I'm a TV junkie. Summers usually piss me...

Laurie and I are HORRIBLE parents. Monday, Evan...

Ok, so today during one of the eight times I go t...

You would think having seven days off of work wou...

This will probably be the only post this week (alt...

1 box devil's food cake mix (and all ingredients...

Laurie is totally freaking out. I'm confident it'...

You have to read this!

Last night, Laurie and I took Evan to see Superma...

I'm a contradiction even to myself.    My IQ is i...

If you heard this exchange, would you think it's f...

Laurie is making this photobook thingee for her Mo...

The "alternative" blog that I've been promising ha...

I watched Fog of War last week and have to say tha...

The hurricane of money continues.  I hope this is...

Who's karmic cock have I been gobbling?  Man, when...

I've alluded to my financial woes over the past fe...

Some things in life have a price By Chris (after r...

Who the fuck am I kidding?  I thought that I'd be...

THAT was one of the movies that I forgot the title...

Sweet...I got a ton of cool comments from you beau...

Hey, just a quick note.  I'm alive (yay).  Everyth...

Laurie made me promise to call the doc today and t...

I KNOW that I'm really sick, since I haven't even...

My pain meds just kicked in...whoopee!   I decided...

Another night of excrutiating pain.  I finally bro...

Blah.  I only have time (right now) for a quick po...

So, no drunken posting last night.  Sorry to disap...

Car update: still no car.  The best deal at Ford r...

I have that song stuck in my head (from the title)...

"My Vision of How the Day Will Go" by Chris   6:10...

If my camera wasn't such a total piece of suck, yo...

Yep, the title says it all.   1) I FINALLY sold my...

Quick update: still no car.  A junkyard is going t...

So much to cover today, boys and girls. Reduced I...

Another fast post.  I'm REALLY sorry to give you t...

Ah, no good post today.  I'm having to taper off m...

I'm staying home today to chill and relax....in th...

My stupid eyes (yep, now it's both) got a lot wors...

As promised, here are some pics:   This is the vie...

The painting is finally over!  Yay.   Last night,...

I woke up this morning with my left eye hurting an...

This week is going to pretty much be a wash (diet-...

The universe is conspiring to keep me fat.  Either...

Since I'm at a loss for words today, I'll just des...

Another Mother's Day down and gone.  I got out of...

I'm only working half a day today because I went w...

Holy shit!  Chris got the boot last night on AI....

Jesus.  I had a huge long post that Spaces just at...

I either looked really hip or like a total tool to...

Here's me as a South Park Character:  

Last night, I made one of my favorite dishes.  I d...

Somebody please remind me to NEVER drink again.  E...

I'm about halfway through a fifth of vodka right n...

I sent an email to TMKOASC to gauge his interest i...

I made it through yesterday without killing anyone...

I'm in such a shitty mood today.  Everyone at work...

I got my test results back from last week's physic...

Another night of Idol down and we're quickly comin...

Most of the titles that I use for my posts are jus...

It's the little things that make your day.  A few...

My camping trip was a wash.  We didn't go because...

Man, what a miserable night.  I didn't sleep very...

This year has been the year of illness...thank God...

Marissa, one of the kind readers of this fine blog...

Deluca was curious about how I came to get the nic...

AI just gets better every week.  Better performanc...

Welcome to the white-trash nation Way beyond truc...

Instead of engaging in an all out flame war (which...

I stole this from my blog friend, Katrina...   1...

Weekly Weigh In Results for April 20, 2006: 261.5...

As I type this, I'm being shot from across the roo...

Charlie Sheen Divorce Bombshell Wife: Drugs, hoo...

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to b...

What's up, bitches.   This weekend is going to be...

New entry up at Dallas Metroblogging.  (it's funni...

I think I have a new favorite drug.  My mother-in-...

I took the weekend off of the diet since it was Ea...

It was 101 yesterday.  101 is what the proof of my...

I love newspaper priorities

It was 95 yesterday.  It's going to be 97 today....

It's 11:20pm on Saturday night.  I'm drinking a vo...

This is one of the best Vegas stories I've read...

I planned on posting the Yellowpages Smackdown yes...

I have issues with religion. I’m a quasi-practicin...

Bet 1 payoff: Hot Sauce Shots, click on the View...

1) I failed miserably with my punishment diet plan...

I'm really nosy and I like eavesdropping.   Yester...

I'm about to take off and go piss in a cup and mak...

OK, I weighed last night and I was 260, so the tar...

My damn pants are getting tight, so it's time to g...

Alright, enough of the maudlin shit.  Y'all like m...

My brother made a apropos observation about my tri...

I had a message on my answering machine last night...

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I stole today's post title from my good friend, Ah...

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The subject is not quite as fun sounding as it is....

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This is all that shows up on the big screen regard...

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Oh, I also forgot to add yesterday that my big scr...

Weekly Weigh In Results for March 23, 2006: 258 lb...

Insanity is the key word for this week.    At th...

Warning:  The following contents fall under TMI an...

After sitting through the "Believe" spectacular, t...

My Trip to San Antonio By Chris   We planned on he...

Just a fast update because I'm really busy today a...

Today has been a day from hell.  I came in to the...

It's 11:36 pm.  I'm really, really, really drunk r...

OC Weekly is one of my favorite newsrags...I used...

Here’s a conversation I just had with one of my c...

I’ve done a lot of moronic shit in my time.  I’ve...

Weekly Weigh In Results for March 09, 2006: 258 lb...

I haven't enjoyed a Smoking Gun story this much si...

This has been the WORST goddamned year for illnes...

Today I was pricing out a vacation to Disney World...

Weekly Weigh In Results for March 02, 2006: 261.5...

Day off?  I do more work when I'm at home than whe...

I thought that my college degree was going to keep...

Yeehaw, Happy Chris is back.  Blah Chris was killi...

Oh, my god.  This has been like my ultimate crime...

I've been in a blah mood lately.  I can't really t...

I was on Craig's List and found this sweet vacatio...

How can I be certain that I have a problem?   The...

Weekly Weigh In Results for February 23, 2006: 261...

Here’s another one of those useless days where I...

I think I got shafted when I just settled for an e...

Never in a million years did I ever think that th...

I think Maris is a fucking genius.  Today's plans...

I just spent the last three hours outside in 27 de...

Yesterday's question (how do you gain 7 lbs in a w...

How the fuck do you gain 7 pounds in one week?  I...

Weekly Weigh In Results for February 16, 2006: 261...

This is the first of my bi-weekly days off in the...

"Wah, wah, wah.  I'm a big fat pussy who can't con...

Holy crap!  This is the scariest story I've read...

I think the Mexicans have the right idea.  I'm so...

I think that my caffeine experiment was successful...

I've always been a big drinker.  I'm not talking a...

Weekly Weigh In Results for February 9, 2006: 254....

A lot of great comments on the last post...thanks...

Why is it so hard to be honest?  I’m talking abou...

I don’t normally remember my dreams.  If I were s...

TMKOASC will have a field day with this...I think...

File this entry under the random-crap-entry-becaus...

I must have this:   URL: High-tech Stick Figures?...

Things have been pretty decent at my house over t...

Since I'm not being funny today, here is something...

Supposedly, I'm well today.  I'm back at work and...

Weekly Weigh In Results for February 2, 2006: 254...

I had hoped to start the week off on a good note,...

Spaces launched their updates last night sometime...

I’m doing everything wrong with the diet these da...

Weekly Weigh In Results for January 26, 2006: 259...

One thing that is worse than going to work is goin...

Here's something that I wrote for my old website....

This is a really good article from the St. Petersb...

Some people can fake sane like nobody’s business...

Seeing how it's almost winter-like today, I've had...

You know what I did today?  I woke up at 4am with...

Weekly Weigh In Results for January 19, 2006: 258...

Since I’m still fresh out of my own ideas, I’m go...

Big plans today!    I get to bring Laurie a bag o...

I'm sitting in my bed today instead of at the offi...

Oooohhhhh, it’s Friday the 13th.  Everybody run f...

I believe that this has been the longest week that...

Weekly Weigh In Results for January 12, 2006: 256...

I'm beat today.  I didn't get home until 9:30, aft...

I’ve had a resounded lack of inspiration so far t...

I learned by experience today that asparagus will...

I must have this car!      

My last entry was originally titled "Family Fun",...

I talked to my brother for the first time in almos...

This started out as a quick comment on Steve's Blo...

I'm almost never on IM, but when I get bored I fir...

I'm in a really good mood today.  Is it the drugs...

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Weekly Weigh In Results for January 5, 2006: 255 l...

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Weekly Weigh In Results for December 29, 2005: 258...

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I'm afraid I'm going to gain 20lbs during this "va...

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This was a very action packed weekend.  As you're...

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I’ve said in earlier posts that I am the WORST pe...

If you are given the choice between seeing King Ko...

Anyone ever read Television Without Pity?  The web...

I have to have this T-Shirt!  

I was all set for an audio post to the "Diary of a...

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Weekly Weigh In Results for December 15, 2005: 251...

I'm so off my diet that it's totally crazy.  I'm n...

Back when I had a much cooler website, I had a scr...

The anniversary celebration on Friday night was v...

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We had an ice storm here in TX Tuesday/Wednesday,...

I'm probably not going to post tomorrow (although...

There are times that I feel like an anthropologis...

FYI, the chick below is one of the actors from Los...

Yowza...talk about having a rough night.    

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I'm stoked about this week's weight loss.  After o...

Weekly Weigh In Results for December 1, 2005: 247...

I'm on day 3 of being back on my diet since my fal...

When I first read Heather's comment, I was a litt...

Can you O.D. on turkey and giblet gravy?  I think...

Here’s the second part of the exciting Ivory and...

Lucky you; you get a two-parter today.  Part one,...

I played in my first online poker tournament last...

Weekly Weigh In Results for November 17, 2005: 250...

Books Read in October 2006   David...

Yet another prior post that actually made me laugh...

I was digging through some old files looking for t...

Being sick sucks.   I had some type of stomach thi...

Spent all weekend puking Miserable in the bathroom...

Sorry about the lack of posts this week, but I've...

Weekly Weigh In Results for November 10, 2005: 250...

Happy birthday to me!   Mentally, I still feel the...

Have you ever realized after getting to work that...

I keep forgetting to upload a pic of my halloween...

Like Radio Shack, I've got answers:     Since you...

The Man Known Only As Sir Cumference sent me an em...

When we last saw our hero, he was dangling from t...

Weekly Weigh In Results for November 3, 2005: 250...

In the spirit of serialized novels, this is the f...

I'm home today being the caretaker daddy.  Chloe w...

I always enjoy looking through the stats of this b...

I had a long entry typed and ready to go, but the...

Today has been a really whacked out day of good a...

Weekly Weigh In Results for October 27 2005: 248 l...

Another beautiful fall day her in Dallas.  It's in...

Yay...tomorrow is my "extra" day off with the new...

I survived yet another weekend, which is a good t...

Can't...stop...laughing.       

Well, I'm back on my diet (so far) today.  It's on...

Weekly Weigh In Results for October 20 2005: 246 l...

Chris looks around the kitchen in wonder at the m...

I started my physical therapy for my shoulder toda...

Flying projectiles; flying insects, forced marches...

I'm out of here in about ten minutes.  Getting rea...

Weekly Weigh In Results for October 13 2005: 247 l...

The good news: no shoulder surgery;   The bad new...

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I was in a better frame of mind today, but right n...

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Holy shit, I'm on CNet!   http://news.com.com/2060...

Weekly Weigh In Results for October 6, 2005: 246 l...

Since I'm married to a teacher, I get this weird p...

Earlier in the week, I promised to post my menu fo...

I meant to ask this yesterday (or even Sunday), bu...

I'm so smart...I've arranged things where I have T...

My feet feel like they should be bloody stumps.  W...

Laurie got paid today.   We just spent 1.5 hours a...

Evan got his first report card as a third grader,...

tedious adj 1: so lacking in interest as to cause...

Who knew that Chewie was a leftie?  

I guess a sure sign that you need to stop taking p...

Weekly Weigh In Results for September 29, 2005: 24...

Why can't life be simplier?  Why can't things work...

Anyone else get super paranoid when to po-lice rol...

Intellectually, I knew that you can get a sunburn...

Reason #5,984 why I'm glad I'm not a woman:   Doct...

Bwahaha.    If you search the phrase fat man on M...

All week they've been hyping up this hurricane and...

One of the things that I love about being Catholi...

Oh, I forgot to mention this.  My boss' daughter i...

I'm glad that I'm not trying to drive from Houston...

Weekly Weigh In Results for September 22, 2005: 25...

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Are you ready for some football? LSU vs. Arizona...

After being forced to undress and have myself grop...

Yay!  We have money again!  Laurie got her first p...

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Weekly Weigh In Results for September 8, 2005: 243...

Man, I feel like Whitney after the last time she m...

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I feel like I've been channeling the ghost of Marl...

Here's my blog as translated into German and then...

I am so sleepy for some reason right now.  I'd sle...

Weekly Weigh In Results for September 1, 2005: 240...

I took the train downtown today to avoid getting s...

Wow, I forgot how much traffic sucks driving back...

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I wasn’t too badly hung-over yesterday (surprise,...

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Usually, I’m pretty stoked about Fridays (especia...

Right now, I feel like that chick you knew in coll...

So, I’m utterly pissed about my lack of weight lo...

Weekly Weigh In Results for August 25, 2005: 242lb...

We're one fat nation!  Hooray for our prosperity!...

My ass is KILLING me right now.  I’ve felt like a...

"I am being veddy, veddy stoned right now"    

As promised in my post about my kids, I'll fill yo...

I heard this for the first time yesterday.  Incred...

How much whining can one blog take?   My shoulder...

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It seems like all we do is fucking EAT in my offic...

His name says it all:     Nice 'fro, dude.

Amazing full moon tonight here in the Big D.  I bu...

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Right now, I’m reading Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk...

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Weekly Weigh In Results for August 11, 2005: 245lb...

After taking a few days off due to feeling like c...

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I punked out yesterday and only walked.  It was to...

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