Today has been a day from hell. I came in to the office this morning, and the LAN ports for the computers at the front of the office had been cut by the electrician on Friday night. The temporary drops that were SUPPOSED to be functioning, weren’t. It took me two hours of scrambling to get the machines on the LAN.
Friday, as indicated on my stupid post, I got hammered. I hadn’t planned on drinking, but I heard Toby Keith’s Get Drunk and Be Somebody while driving to the store to pick up some posterboard to make garage sale signs. It sounded like a good idea. It was pretty muggy out in the garage sorting the stuff for the sale, so I ended up drinking nine Bud Lights. Then I drank the rest of the bottle of rum that I’ve had in the fridge since New Years. I had this big, rambling post ready to go that I accidentally deleted. I can’t remember what was in it, so I guess it was good that it disappeared.
Saturday, we did the garage sale and made about $150. So, we’re using that money to go to Sea World in San Antonio tomorrow. The weather looks like it’s going to be really nice. I had a horrible hangover all day, but a big, greasy breakfast made things more palatable.
Saturday night, we went to my brother’s house for dinner. He’s got this nice place about 40 minutes from my house. I ate way too much and Laurie got pissed at me because she said that I drank too much (I only had four beers!). And, my brother DID hook a brother up and I went home with two giant rib eyes in a doggy bag.
Yesterday we had my in-laws over for their 35th anniversary. We cooked enchiladas and miscellaneous accoutrements and I, again, ate too much.
I’m tired and I’m going to go home now. I’ll post some pics from Sea World when I get a chance…I’m hoping that Shamu goes crazy and eats some people.
Man, what a crappy post.
Oh Chris,
Your crappy posts still make me laugh… so crap away on your blog all you want and know that at least 1 reader will be chuckling.
As for your comp issues at work… I have a solution. Hide a Mickey in your desk… next time that happens take a swig and I guarantee it won’t feel so bad!
As for the Friday Post… I am thoroughly disappointed that I didn’t get to read it so I’d like to extend a homework assignment of drinking the exact quantity of alcohol you consumed on Friday and’ Groundhog Day’ that shit up… write it again please! The weirder the better!
Sea World eh? Sounds like oodles of fun! This is me hoping Shamu’s people hungry too.
Mt
Hey Chris,
Hoping today is running a little smoother for you. Maybe have as good a day as this lady… lol
Click here!
Let that be a reminder to you not to look at things with a glass half empty attitude.
I bet when she turned on her tap and saw that the ‘water’ wasn’t clear and she saw the yellow liquid flowing and her first thought was probably… “FUCK!”
But seriously… how fucking cool is that? Your own ‘tap’! It’s almost religious… her tap turned water into beer!
Halleluiah! Let’s all rejoice around the kitchen tap. Now that’s impressive!
Instead of waking up early and going to church on Sundays… you can crawl out of bed, wipe the crusties out of your eyes, scratch yourself, stumble over to the kitchen, grab a mug, fill it with the ale holiness, take a sip, scratch yourself again… let out an “Amen” and a refreshing “ahhh” stumble back to bed and thank the beer gods for bad plumbers!
OK… I’m officially narcotic induced typing and it’s never been more obvious… I’m going to lay down before I start revealing something embarrassing.
Have a good one,
Mt
Hey Chris,
Hoping today is running a little smoother for you. Maybe have as good a day as this lady… lol
Click here!
Let that be a reminder to you not to look at things with a glass half empty attitude.
I bet when she turned on her tap and saw that the ‘water’ wasn’t clear and she saw the yellow liquid flowing and her first thought was probably… “FUCK!”
But seriously… how fucking cool is that? Your own ‘tap’! It’s almost religious… her tap turned water into beer!
Halleluiah! Let’s all rejoice around the kitchen tap. Now that’s impressive!
Instead of waking up early and going to church on Sundays… you can crawl out of bed, wipe the crusties out of your eyes, scratch yourself, stumble over to the kitchen, grab a mug, fill it with the ale holiness, take a sip, scratch yourself again… let out an “Amen” and a refreshing “ahhh” stumble back to bed and thank the beer gods for bad plumbers!
OK… I’m officially narcotic induced typing and it’s never been more obvious… I’m going to lay down before I start revealing something embarrassing.
Have a good one,
Mt
- 3/13/2006 9:52:21 PM
Have a great white trash vacay...I'll do the same! You see the BIG fish, I will see little fish in the fish museum.
Hopefully, my sister & I won't look like the moms who get the kids for the standard every other weekend visit, who take the kids to do something cool because we're too busy any other time smoking crack.