Diary of a Fat Man

Another weekend entry

7/30/2005 3:39:48 PM
The only thing that doesn't make working on Saturdays suck is overtime pay.  I went and worked four hours today, because I know I'm going to as broke as George Michael next month when I have to pay both my mortgage and car payment (gasp!).  Honestly, going in on the weekend is not that bad.  You don't have anyone harassing you to help them, you don't have to deal with the public, you can wear whateverthehell you want, and making $120 for four hours ain't too shabby neither.
 
We DID go out to eat last night and I've got to say, it was the best Mexican food I've had in almost twenty years.  Tex-Mex is good and all, but there's nothing like authentic MEXICAN food.  I had three tacos (carnitas, barbacoa, and lengua--beef tongue).  Nothing says "mmm, mmm good" like a corn tortilla full of mouth organ and hot sauce.  Next time, I'm saving a whole week's worth of points and I'm going to gorge myself like Oprah does after Stedman calls her a fat whore who's only use is to pay the lease on his Lexus SC and lick his chocolate salty balls.
 
No big plans tonight.  I'll probably through something out on the grill later and if it cools down.  I'll go run a couple miles before dinner.  I'll watch Big Brother on the Tivo.  I'll masturbate in the shower and then cry myself to sleep.  Ahh, the monotony of my weekends never fails to depress me. 
 
Just kidding  
 
I'll end up masturbating outside my neighbor's window like every other night.

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