Diary of a Fat Man

A ** Number of Random Things

8/4/2006 4:14:39 PM
The title has ** because I don't know how many random items I'll list before it's time for me to split.  It's 4:00pm and I'm due to leave work in 15 minutes.
 
1  I still have this headache
2  It's not horribly bad, however
3  I'm so full that I can hardly breathe
4  I'm eating like a fucking pig because the drugs I'm on are giving me the munchies.  Seriously...this shit makes me feel like I smoked a fucking doobie.  It's quite nice, but I need to quit eating!
5  You ready for TMI?  I knew you were!  The Elavil (I'm assuming) is making me unable to bust a nut.  I tried whacking off three times this week (so far), and after 30 minutes each time, I just gave up. 
6 What sucks even worse is that Laurie's riding the cotton pony so no one can take advantage of the opportunity.
7  I watched about half of V for Vendetta last night and it's pretty trippy.  I'd recommend it.
8  I'm on my third week of abstinence from dipping Skoal.  I was chewing nicotine gum for two weeks, but I'm now nicotine free since Wednesday.
9 I'm working overtime tomorrow and the money is going towards either a new computer or new floors for the kitchen and living room.
10 Guess where I want that money to go.
11 Did you know that Julie Louis-Dreyfuss is the daughter of a billionaire?  WTF?
12  That's all folks.

Comments

Keith - 8/4/2006 9:56:12 PM
Elavil gives you the munchies?  Man it HATED my stomach.  Very sleepy stuff.  I decided to quit one day, lol - i dont recommend that.  (go slow) 
Man you have bad luck sometimes. 
 
Enjoy the computer. LOL
 
keith [buzz]
Steven Swain - 8/4/2006 11:27:04 PM
Nobody's getting any, but you're high.  They kind of cancel each other out. :-)
Kandyce Dewar - 8/5/2006 9:10:20 AM
Chris....how'd the ice go? 
....and when's your appointment with the chiro?
 
See, here's the thing that generally happens....you go, they may or may not Xray...they'll adjust you....you'll sleep like a mofo afterwards....then you'll go again (for up 2-4 wks typically to get out of pain) and then guess what---you probably won't need drugs anymore. 
 
Let me know how it goes ;)
Kandyce
 
 
 
mao inhibitors - 8/5/2006 12:53:03 PM

Courtney cox is a little rich kid too. grew up in the south, modeled, etc. til she got her break doing a tampon commercial (while we're on the subject of ponies). so glad these kids were able to eke out an existence on their own. i'd be sad if they just paris hiltoned it and spent life shopping and posing their chaunches for all the paparazzi to see.

laurie and I are 'synced up.' must be all the time we're spending together.........

the sleep deprived momma - 8/6/2006 12:39:45 PM
hmmm ... Talk to the DR about the script. Could be another alternative. It may also be related to the headache??? The elavil that is!
Only women are allowed to use the headache excuse for lack of performance or disinterest. LOL 
Of course, my husband is convinced that headaches are a sure sign of a `protein' difficiency. I've been telling him he's full of shit for years.
MissMerrySunshine1 - 8/7/2006 1:33:30 PM
Congrats on no nicotine!  I gave up cigarettes when I got knocked up and I vow to not pick them up again.  Nasty, dirty habit.  I bet you are one serious stress ball with no nicotine and no sexual release!