1. Full name: Christopher Scott ****
2. Nickname(s): Eclipse (since 6th grade), Squirrel (in high school), Bighead, Fatman, C-Lo
3. Shoe size: 11 or 12 depending on the brand
4. Height: 6'2
5. Hair: Normally, flesh toned; if I'm lazy, it grows in black
6. Siblings? Yes, two brothers and a cracked out jailbird sister
7. Do you like to sing in the shower? No.
8. Do you like to sing? Not really
9. Birthday: November 7
10. Sign: Scorpio
11. Lefty or righty? Righty
12. Shoes or sandals? Sandals are for chicks and little kids
13. Coke or Pepsi? COKE ZERO
14. What do you want in a relationship? Laughter, friendship, passion
15. Have you ever cheated? I'm not sure. When I was 18 I MAY have, but I don't think I was actually dating the girl at the time the alleged offense occurred. I think we may have been broken up before. Since then, nope.
16. Marital status: Married with children (but I'm not a shoe salesman)
"FAVOURITE" QUESTIONS:
17. Song? Right now, "I Believe in Anarchy" by The Exploited
18. Cologne or Perfume? I don't wear any, but I like Aqua di Gio
19. Movie? The Wedding Crashers (for now)
20. Number? 13
21. Card games? TX Hold'em, UNO Attack
22. Radio station? 105.3 FM in Dallas
23. Sports? Hockey, LSU Football
25. Food? Mmmm, seconds.
26. TV show? Battlestar Galactica or Lost
27. Cartoon? Family Guy
28. Character? Stewie
29. Colour? Black
30. Do you plan on having kids? No...I already got two, thank you.
31. How many do you want? 2
32. What's something you can't wait to say? "My numbers match the Mega Millions drawing!"
33. Get married? No, I already got one, thank you.
34. Would you have kids before marriage? Too late...you're not much of a reporter, are you?
EITHER/OR QUESTIONS:
36. Do you have a crush? No
37. What hurts you the most? Getting kicked in the nuts.
38 Music/TV? TV
39. Guys/Girls? Girls
40. Green/Blue? Blue
41. Pink/Purple? Purple
42. Summer/Winter? Winter
43. Night/Day? Day
44. Hanging Out/ Chillin? Am I so old now that I can't tell the difference between the two?
45. Dopey/Funny? Funny
46. You know I'm around when you hear: A barrage of expletives
47. What school do you go to? I'm out, beeyotch. I went to Haughton High, LSU/Shreveport, Amberton University.
48. Do you enjoy what you do? Very much so.
49. What's a major turn on for you? My wife's neck
FRIENDS:
50. Who Are They? My wife and the man known only as Sir Cumference.
51. Most blonde: My wife
52. Nicest: My wife
53. Funniest: Sir Cumference
54. Tallest: Sir Cumference
55. What's the worst thing a friend could do to you? Fuck my wife or vice versa...damn this closed loop!
58. Is it right to flirt if you have a g/f or b/f: What's this "flirting" thing you're referring to? I don't flirt because I have no skills and no desire to do so.
OTHER RANDOM QUESTIONS:
59. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? When I cut up some onions for dinner.
60. What's something about guys/girls you don't get? The need to communicate.
62. What's one thing you can't live without? Lime Bars
63. Love or Lust: Love
64. Silver or Gold: Silver
65. Diamond or Pearl: I'm glad I'm not Prince...diamonds
66. Sunset or sunrise: Sunset
67. Have you ever gone Skinny-dipping? Yes
68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Only if they are over 18.
69. Do you have any piercings: Yes...not currently filled, but I have four piercings in my ears
70. What colour underwear are you wearing right now: Plaid boxers
71. What song are you listening to right now? NOTHING
72. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone: Are you stalking me, bitch? 1640
73. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? I went to Dallas and went to work
74. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? My wife, unless the rest of my life consists of the commute home, then it would be by myself.
75. What are some of the first things you notice about the opposite sex? Hands.
77. What's the next CD(s) your going to buy? Maybe the new(er) Green Day or Pat Green
78. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses
79. What was the best advice ever given to you? My uncle once told me to always use the bathroom on company time. Words I live by every day.
81. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better? Funny
83. Hugs or kisses? If we're talking chocolate, it would be Hugs. Physical act: kissing.
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? Can't think of one right now.
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to? My wife gets EVERYTHING and about $500K in life insurance to boot...I sleep with one eye open.
86. Do you have any enemies? Just you, my nosy friend...just you.
87. Who was the last person to hug you? My daughter
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? Filty, stinking, obnoxiously rich
89. What time is it in Albania? Time to emigrate...ba--dump--pah. Thank you...I'm here all week.
90. What time is it where you are now? 2:03 pm
91. Have you ever met Santa? Just the one sitting on a throne of lies.
92. Name something pretty: My wife and my daughter
93. When did you last talk to the person that you like? About 20 minutes ago
94. Do you have any pets? Yes; 1 dog named Flash and 1 fish named Fish
95. Who was the last person you danced with? My wife
96. Last time you were stressed: Yesterday
97. Are you an alcoholic? Not anymore...
98. Who sent this to you/ what do you think of them: No one
99 What do you want to do/be when you grow up: I'm 31 and still working on that one; in a fantasy world, my dream would be to be a chef...or a porn director.
100. Do you want people to send this back: Just in comments, bitch.