BB7
8/16/2006 4:51:56 PM
Here's a quick BB7 update. I planned on a more detailed post, however I got wrapped up in reading about chiropratic "theories" (which was actually going to be what I was posting about--that and that fucking freako Trudeau with his "What 'They' Don't Want..." bullshit).
BB7: Janelle is so fucking hot that I can't focus on anything but her huge silicone tits and big bubblicious ass. The other girls that in the house call her a "slut" (like that's something bad anyway), but she has yet to undrape those beauties to the world, or blown Dr. Will yet, so they're just being bitches.
Chicken George has grown on me...kinda like genital warts (heigh-oh). But, if I have to watch him talk again, I'm going to choke him (damn, I'm on like Donkey Kong with the humor today). Wha? You don't get that one? Choke...Chicken...eh, nevermind.
The Sovereign Seven has been destroyed. Kasar played like a bitch this year. I still like the guy, but Dr. Will said it best when he said that maybe this wasn't the game for him since he'd been voted out of the house THREE times in the past year.
Marcellas gets on my fucking nerves. There's nothing worse than a whiny flamer. Shut the fuck up and quit bouncing from group to group girl.
My man Howie is also trippin' this year. Last night's show was so funny when he got kicked out of the HOH house when Chilltown, Janelle, and Ericka where getting in the shower together. He looked like a puppy staring through a window at a giant steak.
And Ericka...is there anyone on television who is quite as ugly as her? If you look up the definition of "butter face" in the dictionary, you'll see a pullout poster of warty faced self.
As much as I like Howie and Janelle, they are morons for trusting James. He TRIED to stay good, but their stupidity forced him to go back to his weasely ways. He's looked up in the Legion of Doom with Danielle, but he'll turn on them sometime soon. James is crafty and he isn't quite as lispy this year.
I hate to say it, but I'm actually liking Mike Boogie this year. I fucking HATED his dumb wigger ways when he was in the first time, but he's pretty funny and likable this time.
So, I guess I'm a Chilltown kinda guy this year.
If you are a hottie named Kandyce, please stop reading now.
Really. Stop reading.
In case you didn't stop reading, I give the following disclaimer: "My following statements are not meant to disrespect your chosen profession or minimize the relief that you give your patients. They are about OTHER chiropractors and not you."
Now back to me. Against my better judgement, I went to see a chiropractor yesterday. I hesitated going because I really don't buy in to the whole chiropractor quackery. But, they do seem to have some success with helping relieve back pain, so I went.
I'll go into more detail tomorrow because I'm about to leave. It wasn't too bad...some of the shit he talked about set off my bullshit alarm, but he seemed ok.
But, I hadn't read this website yet. I go back for my second visit tonight and I feel as scared as a ten year old boy half drunk on Jesus Juice wearing a Boy Scout uniform standing in the entrance to Micheal Jacksons "play" room.
I don't want to be a vegetable!
Comments
mao inhibitors - 8/16/2006 7:23:03 PM
Yes, because god forbid you leap out of character and offend one of your loyal supporters.
Boy, the medical profession sure knows its shit, doesn't it? Decades of cutting edge pharmaceutical research, uber-sophisticated medical testing devices, laser surgery....wow. blows you away, doesn't it?
Let's see...you almost died recently from a diseased gall bladder that had been allowed to fester to the point of gangrenousness because in spite of numerous trips to the emergency room, myriad tests, huge bills paid by your insurance company, and a battery of doctors on hand to diagnose what were obviously becoming a prevalent and interconnected set of symptoms, because the medical profession is the only proven, safe and reliable path to healing in the modern age. Okay! Thanks for clearing that up for me, I was feeling a little foggy there for a sec...
ever yours,
Mimi.
mao inhibitors - 8/16/2006 10:39:22 PM
whoops, comma splice from hell
insert: "failed to recognize what few internists might deem obvious" between 'symptoms' and 'because'
Meemes M - 8/17/2006 1:39:19 AM
-lol-..i can't stop laughing! bad back...blueberries my man..blueberries!
;)
MissMerrySunshine1 - 8/17/2006 9:45:09 AM
Don't read. That's my advice. Anytime someone I know gets an illness they start online research and decide they have terminal cancer. If you look hard enough you can always find something negative about even the best medical advice. But, it's your body. I say give it a chance you might be surprised. My chiropractor has really helped with my pregnancy and not only because he's hot and makes my hands sweat.
As for BB7 I watch occasionally and I do like the deviousness (is that a word?) of Boogie and Will. It sort of makes my skin crawl when they use those stupid nicknames. What the Hell is a Chilltown? Legion of Doom, really? Anyhoo, nothing else in on before the really great show Rockstar so I watch that.
Tamara Hodder - 8/17/2006 10:51:08 AM
Hi there
Came across your site on Meemes'
Love love love Big Brother and I thought that an All Star cast would be boring this year, but Chill Town are definitely making this season very entertaining. So Janelle made another STUPID STUPID STUPID move by nominating Marcellas after Danielle got the veto. She should of nominated James, who blatently threw the veto competition to give it to Danielle. Always thought that Janelle was a smart girl and well, I still do except that the Puppet Master, Will has her like putty in his hand.
Good to see someone else enjoying BB!!
Cheers
Tamara
- 8/17/2006 1:53:06 PM
That last simile...You are such a trip! (uh...I've probably just dated myself, huh? Well, you know what I mean: you're cool, smool, sweet stuff!) (What is Jesus Juice, BTW?) Thanks for commenting on BB. Will is SUCH great television. (Not to mention a really cutie patootie.) I'm going to miss him and Boogey when they're gone. Janelle is entertaining and fun to watch too -- but I don't like her. Too pretty. Too thin. And too aware of it. :) :) Yes, I'm jealous. I want Danielle to win -- but hope Chill Town stays to the end. Would be so boring without them!
Sheree - 8/17/2006 3:13:07 PM
LOL! I pretty much agree with everything you said about BB7 but I'll need to pay closer attention when George is talking. Janelle, James and Howie keep talking about the floaters but shouldn't Howie be considered one? He has done NOTHING to help his team/alliance. Or did I miss something? I LOVE Will and I hope he wins the whole fricking thing:) I know he's won before but I don't care. He has told these people to send him home but he's still there. He cracks me up "almost" as much as you do:)
Take care.
Sheree
- 8/17/2006 9:30:26 PM
I think they should have kicked Will's lily white butt out of there as soon as he said he wanted to go, but I do admit it would be boring if he weren't there. I don't know why, but I'd just like to kick George. Comes down to it, I don't like any of them well enough to want them to win. Except maybe James--yeah, he should win.
Heather Kerr - 8/17/2006 10:17:12 PM
My dude is awesome! He just cracks you around, doesn't bullshit around about being medicine's next messiah, then takes $18 (cash only please) that he puts directly into his pants pocket. It's totally under the table w/ him--he probably claims $15,000 for the whole year to the IRS. I'm glad you went. I'm w/ Kandyce and think that there's more to it than you think.
I do get scared when he does the neck twist thing that always kills people in the movies.
Chuck - 8/16/2006 5:43:57 PM