My diet has gone to shit this week. I’m about 25 points in the hole FOR THE WEEK and it’s only Tuesday…I’ve got two (and a half) days left until my points start over.
Yesterday seemed to be going ok. My lunch was a little high in point value. I had a buffalo burger (if you’ve never tried buffalo meat, I would HIGHLY recommend it—relatively low fat; lots of protein, taste great to boot), some yogurt, some oven roasted potatoes, green beans, and a South Beach Chocolate Crispy bar. All together, 12 points.
Hmm, after double-checking my food diary, I’m actually down only 16.5 for the week, because I had an extra debit from lunch (yay, poor math skills).
Anyway, I ended dinner with 4.5 points in the hole and was going to make up for it by running. Texas weather failed to cooperate with me and proceeded to create a torrential downpour like the kind you used to see on every Gilligan’s Island episode where the Professor FINALLY figured out how to make a raft to liberate them from the oppression of the island gods. So, no running for little Chris.
4.5 in the hole isn’t too bad, but what fucked me for the rest of the week is that I binged out on an apple, a handful of dried cranberries, and FOUR SERVINGS of Baked Cheetos at midnight when I couldn’t get to sleep. FOUR SERVINGS. 4.0. WTF is my problem?
I guess it could have been worse, but it doesn’t make it any less pathetic. Fucking Cheetos. I’m certain that they coke up the orange powder to make it more addicting. My next step is to start cutting lines of orange dust and snorting it off the ass of some Filipino hooker. Hehe…that will be my next website: http://www.cheeto-dust-hoes-who-know-how-to-blow.com. Who wouldn’t want to visit that?
- 8/19/2005 10:43:32 AM
This serving size issue is really bothering me. Every package should have two separate columns for serving size info! One should say how much fat and cal for one serving and one should say fat and cal for the whole f'ing bag. Especially on Cheetohs. Whatever happened to Olestra? BRING IT BACK and put it in everything. We'll get used to the anal leakage and that doesn't affect everybody anyway. I know these fuckers can make food that tastes the same but with out the same cal and fat content. Why won't they just do it?