Diary of a Fat Man

Poor Man's Crack

8/22/2006 11:03:46 PM
I'm sitting here buzzing like a fucking fiend.  I feel like I'm all coked up like Gary fucking Busey (Who's breath, I'm told smells like butterscotch---butt or scotch.  Heighoh!).
 
Anyway, I think the culprit is a serendipitious combination of approximately 14 Diet Dr Peppers/Coke Zeros (I've been drinking them like water all day today), six darvocets (but that's over the course of the day), 200mg of Celebrex, and 100mg of Elavil.
 
I have no idea how I'm going to get to sleep tonight, but I've been very productive.  I came home and cooked dinner, unloaded dishes, loaded dishes, handwashed a bunch of shit that wouldn't fit in the dishwasher, watched Fear Factor with the kids, read Chloe a bedtime story, checked my email and sent a bunch of emails relating to Scout business, downloaded software to play poker online with the Amateur Poker League, played a few hands of poker, took a shower, watched half of Kyle XY, ripped about 20 CDs to put in my MP3 player, read the comments on my blog, replied to comments on my blog, and typed this up.
 
Yee fucking haw.  I need to get a Rx for some fucking Adderal or Amphetamines or something.  I could get used to burning the candles at both ends.
 
Peace out mother fuckers.
 
 

Comments

Meemes M - 8/23/2006 12:58:20 AM
OMG!  Everytime I come here I laugh my ass off!  Thanks for that :)  Hope you get some sleep!
mao inhibitors - 8/23/2006 1:42:53 AM
You. are so. mean. to me.
 
oh, well. tit for tat, I guess. stop with the tit -- stop it. the previous precision-executed airstream reminds me a little of the crazy fireworks display that my town has every year. each year, we are treated to progressively advanced approaches to drop-down, slowly-executed smoke designs. seemingly impossible, no?
 
have you dropped in on carrie?
 
how's your noggin?
 
i hope you don't crash like a bandicoot, but the option remains......... lay off the crack. DHMO in its pure form should suffice when you need to assuage the thirsties that come from all that other unpronouncable junk you are ingesting......
MissMerrySunshine1 - 8/23/2006 9:08:16 AM
Reading this post made me tired but, really watching TV on my expanding ass makes me tired too.  I don't think I'm going to hit that nesting phase.  Caught BB7 last night...good stuff.  I do hope at some point Will or Boogie gets their asses handed to them.  Did you see Prison Break on Mon???  Love it!
Keith - 8/23/2006 10:39:18 AM
I wonder what that C130 ran through to create sucha badass twisted ... contrail?  Its badass whatever it is.  Reminds me that I made a serios vocational error back there somewhere - that looks like GREAT fun.
 
I hope those worthless (like Darvocet N) pills actually somehow help our headaches.  I have no idea how you can amp like that after 100mg of Elavil.  LOL  That shit will put a raging Moose to sleep...  Well, I hear amping out does burn calories!
Take care
Keith
Keith - 8/23/2006 11:09:05 AM
Oops, C-17.  Thy're going to be endangered species soon, as Boeing is to stop production.  Bastards. lol
Chuck - 8/24/2006 2:56:20 PM
Hey Chris, man that NASA pictures looks like some kind of creature from outer space.  Probably looking for the giganic hornet nests.
For Christ sakes man you got me tired just reading your post.  I was huffing and puffing at the end.  Hope all that shit you're taking is at least getting rid of the head bangers you have.  Best to u
 
Chuck
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