Diary of a Fat Man

All This AND A Super Tingly Hummer??

8/25/2006 4:56:13 PM
Somewhere, Richard Dean Anderson is getting hard and not even knowing why.

Comments

ann - 8/26/2006 6:53:43 AM
 
All that crap fits into an altoids can? 
Meemes M - 8/26/2006 11:03:50 AM
-lmfao- omg!  i am so happy my coffee was not in my mouth when i read that!  holy hell!
Heather Kerr - 8/26/2006 4:52:07 PM
You are such a dick!  Before I left for work yesterday I emailed my friend and thought, "WTF, I'll check my space," only to be greeted w/ your comment.  All day long I kept laughing out loud at inappropriate times during the exams thinking about you sitting at home in your tighty whities writing that comment giggling to yourself like a little school girl bitch revelling in how funny you think you are.
 
Thank you for trivalizing the hardest struggle of my life.  Bitch!
Heather Kerr - 8/26/2006 4:55:39 PM
I wonder if people read the comments I leave here and think I'm totally insane.  Oh well, at least I'm hot (you can have a shitty personality as long as you look good).
Heather Kerr - 8/26/2006 4:56:00 PM
Oh God that made me sound even worse!
DeWitte Wilson - 8/28/2006 4:21:21 PM
Good lord.  The cheapest part of that is the tin.  Magnesium strips...? I think I have some in the garage - or did I just throw those out.  Now I have to go check.
mao inhibitors - 8/28/2006 10:11:55 PM
Where'd you go?
We miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever
As bloglines go...
 
how's yer head?
 
(p.s. I'm liking the sweaty, orwellian panic in heather's voice as she embraces, and then attempts to retract, her disillusionment with chris' eminence.  what a dubious, emotional stranglehold you have on your readership...)
 
anyhoo. how's yer head?
Denise Smith - 8/29/2006 3:44:19 PM
Just imagine what this guy could pack if he had...say.....a camera bag!  Hell I bet you couldn't drag him out of the woods even after 3 years!   He'd be squealing, "No, no I didn't use up all my provisions!  I could last another 98 1/2 days!!"   Who the heck dreams this shit up?  And WHO takes an Altoids can and makes one for themselves??    LOL   Thinking.....I just might go all hog and fill up a gallon ziplock bag with idems I feel are necessary.  That should hold me for at least 24 hours. 
 
Denise  :)
Lisa Letchworth - 8/30/2006 3:51:47 PM
Shit....I'M getting hard. All that organization in one little sardine can? Damn!
 
Lisa
Chuck - 8/30/2006 4:57:00 PM
Hi Chris.  Great post.  I am putting together my survival kit as we speak.  I will list the contents later.  Have a good weekend.  Best to you.