I'm still living. Just super busy over the past few days. Funny stuff to come soon!
In the meantime, visit this guy's site. He's so funny that it will make you turn retarded.
Comments
mao inhibitors - 8/30/2006 9:32:27 PM
He's really funny to the point where i want to turn in my quill, but when attempting to archive the post that inspired this emasculation of my blog abilities, i, just now, stumbled onto a really ageist, sexist, condescending post-title that linked a story about a 60-year-old woman who had given birth (obviously through implantation).
i actually think i recall the story, and it was some (local) deal where this east asian woman had met her husband decades earliler and they worked and struggled and couldn't afford a family, and then she turned up at some university research fertility clinic, looking all stud-muffy and young, like 47-ish, and they agreed to use her to implant a fertilized egg, resulting in a successful birth.
His title?: 'Who would have sex with this woman?' accompanied by a cartoon pic of the wicked witch from snow white.
I'm sorry to be the token feminazi of the blogworld, but internet lotharios so frequently resemble barflys, frat-boys, and other threatened losers in their infinite quest to be funny, macho (sexist) and popular.
in the meantime, ageless, revolting media mac-daddy's remind us that 'young' is the most sought-after feature in a woman. tom lycus? hugh hefner? jack nicholson?: the ridiculous double standard lives on, finding its willing androgynous audience in the last communication forum not to be imperiled by the strictures of p/c.
i'm just sayin'...
otherwise, dude's brilliant and entertaining....
Meemes M - 8/30/2006 11:31:41 PM
I have been coming by to see when the next blog will make me laugh! I will go check this one out to cure me of my need to laugh! Hope that all is well. Take care and hope to read from you soon!
- 8/31/2006 1:49:36 AM
Much obliged for the compliments; as for the 62 year old - pretty much all of your facts are quite wrong. She's not east asian, she certainly could afford a family, she had 12 kids already. My "who is having sex with this woman" crack was in reference to her appearance, <a href="http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Janise%20Wulf&sa=N&tab=wi">which is a bit frightening</a>, and the cartoon I likened it to was the Sea Hag, from Popeye, not the Wicked Witch from Snow White.
I will agree that the post was ageist, since I'd be a lot less likely to say such a thing about a 22 year old woman. I won't go so far as to call it sexist, as you have no evidence that I'm okay with the thought of 62 year old MEN fornicating, but not the women. Frankly, if you're over 50, you're more that welcome to have all the sex you want, I just don't particularly want to envision it.
- 8/31/2006 1:50:59 AM
Huh. Looks like I have a lot to learn about the "spaces" commenting system. This is Jonson, by the way.
CHRIS - 8/31/2006 12:31:29 PM
Sweet! An almost flame war on my blog! Leave it to Heather to stir things up...I'll throw my two cents in on the post above.
DeWitte Wilson - 8/31/2006 3:40:45 PM
Irregardless of old women posts, etc - which I have yet to read because - well, it is between 8 and 5, etc, etc - I did manage to read two posts that Jamie sent me from this guys blog and I think I just ripped something while trying to contain laughter amongst a number of sequentially numbered cubicles. The observations from Feb 15, 2006 are priceless.
mao inhibitors - 8/30/2006 9:32:27 PM
He's really funny to the point where i want to turn in my quill, but when attempting to archive the post that inspired this emasculation of my blog abilities, i, just now, stumbled onto a really ageist, sexist, condescending post-title that linked a story about a 60-year-old woman who had given birth (obviously through implantation).
i actually think i recall the story, and it was some (local) deal where this east asian woman had met her husband decades earliler and they worked and struggled and couldn't afford a family, and then she turned up at some university research fertility clinic, looking all stud-muffy and young, like 47-ish, and they agreed to use her to implant a fertilized egg, resulting in a successful birth.
His title?: 'Who would have sex with this woman?' accompanied by a cartoon pic of the wicked witch from snow white.
I'm sorry to be the token feminazi of the blogworld, but internet lotharios so frequently resemble barflys, frat-boys, and other threatened losers in their infinite quest to be funny, macho (sexist) and popular.
in the meantime, ageless, revolting media mac-daddy's remind us that 'young' is the most sought-after feature in a woman. tom lycus? hugh hefner? jack nicholson?: the ridiculous double standard lives on, finding its willing androgynous audience in the last communication forum not to be imperiled by the strictures of p/c.
i'm just sayin'...
otherwise, dude's brilliant and entertaining....