Diary of a Fat Man

Another One Bites the Dust

9/8/2006 12:29:25 AM

Random things from today (or actually yesterday since it's now 12:21am.)

TMKOASC (For you newbies to the blog, that's "The Man Known Only As Sir Cumference and he is one of my friends from my previous employer that has a Death Star for the logo) sent me the following email in response to my cell phone blog reading question:

I believe you will see quite an increase in readers viewing your blog via cell phone.

Yours is the only blog on the web whose posts can fit fully within the confines of a phone screen with any scrolling being required.

Well done.

I hate you Mr. TMKOASC.  You sir, are a total douchebag.  A FUNNY doucebag, but a douchebag nonetheless.

I'll soon be back to my normal blogging frequency.  I feel my attentions waning in the other shit I've been doing.

AND, I've lost six pounds since Monday...although I think I gained three back tonight because I went insane since I am up so late (out of my bed) and ate two ham sandwiches (low fat, however), a spoon full of peanut butter, and three low fat Poptarts.

Your continued patience is appreciated.

p.s.  How funny is it that Paris Hilton got arrested?  That 's very funny...

Comments

TexasGirlJen - 9/8/2006 8:50:21 AM
HIlarious if you ask me.
 
six pounds -- If that happened to me, I'd only have about 3 more to go. Damn.
 
I don't even know how to read blogs on a cell phone -- I am so out of touch with that stuff.
 
Have a good one.
 
j
Amy Melby - 9/8/2006 10:38:23 AM
six pounds..I'm so jealous!  What's your secret?  :)
Congrats though..that's awesome..keep up the good work!
 
I'm with Jen...I'm totally out of touch with the blogs on cell phones!  I'd never get anything done if I knew how to read them!
 
Have a great weekend!
 
MissMerrySunshine1 - 9/8/2006 11:52:20 AM
Well, your post about that did prompt me to go and find the stats section of my blog and I am such a loser that I got pleasure from the amount of people that have hit my page.  Well, I am a Libra and luv me some attention.  So, watched BB last night and holy crap!  I'm so glad Will got screwed and did Boogie actuaylly cry????  What a pussy.  Anyways, I'm looking forward to the finale.  My son watched with me and told me that if he had won the car there is no way he would have given it to me.  Makes the 50 hours of labor with him seem so worth it.  When is it ok to call your child an asshole to his face??
mao inhibitors - 9/9/2006 2:10:39 AM
i like how i'm all: fucking chris. he doesn't post and doesn't post and in spite of this fact we all submit comments and he responds by discourteously continuing to withhold posts and then he finally 'indulges' us with these worthless one paragraph teasers.
 
who the fuck does he think he is?
 
cocksucker.
 
quite the demanding bunch aren't we?
 
~just here to disturb your electrons. dewitte broke all my crayons.
 
DeWitte Wilson - 9/9/2006 8:03:34 AM
but - you said I could keep the crayons.. they're mine now - aren't they?
 
If anyone can bring up an MSN Live Spaces blog on a cell phone, good for them!  I'm lucky to get it to show up on my dual processor machine at work without both fans going crazy trying to keep the cpus from burning up...
 
ann - 9/9/2006 3:06:12 PM
 
At least your middle of the night snacks were low fat, right?  Hell, I'd go straight for the left over steak if it was me, but that's beside the point...
 
 
- 9/10/2006 10:28:08 PM
Six pounds? Did you have the heaving stomach flu? Do you have any bodily fluids left? What wonderful speedy results. I ran (for excecise rather than survuval) for the first time last Monday. It wasn't horrible so I think that I will keep doing it and see if I can out-run my belly and ass. Maybe they'll get lost and not find their way home. If I'm going to be poor and under-employed at least I could be spry, hot, poor and under-employed. Here's to hopin'!
mao inhibitors - 9/11/2006 4:20:49 PM
U love it.
 
where's yer post? where's yer post? where's yer post?
 
of course, i haven't posted in five days, but that's entirely beside the point.
 
what'cha doing to the house? bats?
Steven Swain - 9/11/2006 8:15:55 PM
It will be good when you can get back to posting more.  I need more output too.