Diary of a Fat Man

Happy Saturday

8/27/2005 11:25:24 PM
What's up my friends.
 
I can hardly type, because I'm drunk off my mother fucking ass.  I've had to backspace more than the type, due to my current condition.
 
Tonight, we went to Laurie's Aunt & Uncle's house for their 40th anniverary party.  It was a big fucking luaua and somewhat fun.  The best part of the evening was the free food and the free booze.  They had a keg of Coors and a Margarita machine.  Mmmm, free stuff.  I drank 5 beers (16 oz'ers) and about 5 or 6 margaritas (big bitches) with Chambord (the secret to a good tex-mex margarita).
 
I ate way too much tonight and have decided that it doesn't count towards my diet.  Who gives a fuck?  Not me.  I'll probably regret it by the end of the week, but it sure was fun.
 
<<attacked by self-editing after sobriety, bwahahahaha>>
 
Bye!

Comments

- 8/27/2005 11:37:09 PM
Maybe you should visit Mrs Palmer and her five daughters... then relief will truely be in hand...lol Have fun xx
- 8/28/2005 8:55:54 AM
I don't know what is worse -my mother-in-law staying with us for a week, or Aunt Flow. Let me know how it turned out, if you can manage the piercing sting of the cathode rays from your monitor as you recover from your liver's alcohol bath it took last night. :P Take it easy. S
- 8/29/2005 10:10:30 AM
Charming.