Diary of a Fat Man

Best night on TV this year!  Not only did Dustin swish his way out of the house, Danielle gets HoH!  Jamiroquai and the Beast are toast next week.  Last night on the live feed, those two wastes of blood cells were talking (with NO IRONY) about a "vision" that the Beast had where she was getting a medallion placed over her head and Dick was angry.  They were debating when it was going to happen.  She thought it was going to be last week (or whenever the 7th week was) but she kept also talking about 27 becase it was "her" number.

 

Ok, whore.  I understand that maybe the fumes from the Nair you use on your eyebrows (or possible the rail after rail of the bathroom meth that you used to snort)  may affect your cognitive abilities.  But even a slutty dullard such as yourself should realize that YOU ARE NOT PSYCHIC.  GOD IS NOT SENDING DOWN SPECIAL MESSAGES TO YOU AND YOUR MORON COHORT.  JESUS ISN'T SITTING AROUND HIS TIVO ENTHRALLED WITH YOU AND JAMIROQUAI'S STELLAR GAMEPLAY.  HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE THE LOAD OFF YOUR SHOULDER (NEITHER THE FIGURATIVE LOAD NOR THE LITERAL SPERMY LOADS THAT ARE THERE EVERY WEEKEND)

 

If God were actually watching you, you freakish skank, he would have made sure that the egg that developed into your daughter would have never attached itself to your rotten, putrid uterus (ooh, I've just coined a new term for her: Puterus [pronounced pew-ter-us]) so that she wouldn't have to endure being raised by a lying, selfish, crybaby like yourself.  She has no chance in life with you as her mother.  Maybe she'll be lucky and you'll be strangled when you get back to Vegas and turn your next trick.

 

Eric is clearly gay since he has no interest in Jizzica.  Jizzica is clearly either a) very diplomatic; b) very blind when she responded that she could be open to pursuing something with Ratzo Twitcho outside of the house.

 

Danielle needs to quit eating so much.  She's starting to look fat.

 

That vote was a total fucking coup!  I'm so happy.

 

On a side note, Laurie's mom hates Dick and Danielle and said she won't watch the show anymore.  She was talking to Leon (Laurie's Dad) and her grandma, and was trying to segue into talking about Big Brother and just blurted out "Laurie loves Dick".

 

On another exciting front, the finale for So You Think You Can Dance was last night.  I figured Sabra would win.  She's an amazing dancer and just seems so perky and nice.  It's weird that there really wasn't anyone in the top 8 or so that I didn't like. 

 

I had tickets on hold at Ticketmaster for the show, but I just can't justify dropping $150 for a show that doesn't involve a donkey.

 

Now I have to wait until next May for it to return.

 

Sigh.